What is the hummingbird (s-e-x) position, otherwise known as the hummingbird technique? That's the question that seems to be on everyone's mind at present. Why? Because the phrases 'hummingbird position' and 'hummingbird technique' has been lording it over the charts at Google Trends for the past twenty-four hours. That only means thousands of searches, and it was enough to intrigue me no end. Add to that the word s-e-x and my imagination was going crazy! Some internet sleuthing was needed.

What I found out was this. The 'hummingbird position' or 'hummingbird technique' sensation was caused by one of American TV's newest shows, My Own Worst Enemy. It explores the duality of a man who is literally pitted against himself, a la Dr. Henry Jekyll and Mr. Edward Hyde. It seems that a super spy agency has created a man, played by Christian Slater, with literally a split personality. Sometimes he is Henry Spivey, a middle-class efficiency expert living
a humdrum life in the suburbs with a wife, two kids, and a dog. Sometimes he is Edward Albright, Henry's polar opposite. There is a chip in the man's head that allows the super spy agency to switch the man's personality at will. Unfortunately there seems to be a malfunction in the chip, causing the man to switch personalities randomly, usually at inconvenient times. Well, in the second episode aired last October 20, 2008, Henry finds out that his wife has been enjoying s-e-x with Edward using the hummingbird position, or the hummingbird technique! And that's how all this brouhaha about the hummingbird started.

the Hummingbird Technique/ Hummingbird Position 'video'
what started it all

It seems that after the airing of the said episode, thousands were intrigued by the 'hummingbird technique' and quickly went to their PC to embark on a search, and most probably look for photos and instructional videos too! Ha ha.

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As I went on with my own internet search, tapping furiously on my keyboard, my own interpretations of the hummingbird position/hummingbird technique clogged my (perverted) mind. Does it entail some sort of hovering just what hummingbirds do? Does it entail sticking our 'beaks into a flower and drinking (sucking) nectar'? He he. What I found out was this: it's a oral s-e-x procedure that involves something similar to what I initially thought. As described in the Hummingbird S-e-x Game #13 from an adults-only dot com, the hummingbird technique or hummingbird position is the following:

The Hummingbird is a s-e-x game in which you hum when you give oral pleasure to your partner. The vibrations add a complete new dimension to the experience. As we know, vibrators are stimulating, and oral s-e-x is great, and the combination can be divine. This is how it is done:

1. This is a technique that both men and women can use, to enhance the experience of oral s-e-x.

2. When you want to use this technique, think about a tune you want to hum, and when your partner is already getting excited, you add to this excitement by humming your tune.

Update: For a more detailed description of the hummingbird technique/hummingbird position, look for it at this Yahoo Answers page. (Sorry guys, I decided to delete this part of the description. My site may be penalized by Google because of the graphic nature of the text. Hope you understand. Just follow the link to the Yahoo Answers page.)

Some people feel a bit self-conscious using this technique, but that is not necessary: soon your humming will not be heard anymore, the only things you will hear are the primitive sounds of your partner. So just hum your tune and enjoy what you are doing...

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